Short One Liner JokesPosted: September 27, 2011
I had amnesia once – maybe twice.
Death to all fanatics!
I just got lost in thought, and it was unfamiliar territory.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Time is a great healer, but a terrible beautician.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Plan to be spontaneous – tomorrow.
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A day without sunshine is like night.
My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat!
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
Clones are people two.
Friction can be a drag sometimes.
Geez if you believe in honkus.
Drilling for oil is boring.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
I got arrested in LA and boy am I beat!
We are all prawns in the game of life.
When in doubt, mumble.